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Brothels: What’ll It Be, Sailor? Generator · 17 tables
Brothel Name (Prefix) Inside Brothels: What’ll It Be, Sailor? d20 table · 20 entries
  1. Cozy
  2. Dancer's
  3. Golden
  4. Maiden's
  5. Lacy
  6. Lady's
  7. Lighted
  8. Lover's
  9. Night's
  10. Pink
  11. Porcelain
  12. Red
  13. Satin
  14. Shining
  15. Silky
  16. Silver
  17. Softest
  18. Sweetest
  19. Warmest
  20. Welcoming
Brothel Name (Suffix) Inside Brothels: What’ll It Be, Sailor? d20 table · 20 entries
  1. Candle
  2. Cherry
  3. Curtain
  4. Doll
  5. Door
  6. Embrace
  7. Glove
  8. Heart
  9. House
  10. Lamp
  11. Kiss
  12. Peach
  13. Purse
  14. Room
  15. Slipper
  16. Shoe
  17. Skirt
  18. Stocking
  19. Veil
  20. Window
Brothel Location Inside Brothels: What’ll It Be, Sailor? d20 table · 20 entries
  1. In the slums.
  2. In a shantytown.
  3. In a well-to-do residential neighborhood.
  4. In the docks district.
  5. In the riverfront district.
  6. In the barracks district.
  7. In an alley off a foreign bazaar.
  8. In an alley off the main market square.
  9. In the shadow of a temple.
  10. Above a boisterous tavern.
  11. Behind a tavern teeming with criminals.
  12. Adjacent to a tavern full of gamblers.
  13. Underground.
  14. Outside the walls of the city or on the outskirts of a town.
  15. At the base of a wizards’ tower.
  16. In cave that had been a monster’s lair.
  17. Above an inn on a busy trading route.
  18. In the basement of a tavern.
  19. On a street with many other brothels.
  20. In a house in a park, garden, or forest.
Specialized Entertainment Inside Brothels: What’ll It Be, Sailor? d10 table · 10 entries
  1. Really weird stuff, for those with the most interesting fetishes.
  2. Illegal stuff. If this is found out, the place would be burnt down, and the owners hung. It is clearly kept in great secret.
  3. Performances involving food.
  4. An outlet to live out violent fantasies.
  5. Exotic races.
  6. The most beautiful women and men. Not just a claim, it’s the gods’ honest truth.
  7. An all-inclusive lump-sum deal—all the harlots, food, and drink you can handle!
  8. The sale of mind-altering drugs.
  9. Stuff with exotic/magical ingredients, potions, etc.
  10. Magical delights.
Brothel Proprietor Inside Brothels: What’ll It Be, Sailor? d8 table · 8 entries
  1. A collective of the inmates themselves.
  2. A mean old madam.
  3. A large madam with a no-nonsense attitude.
  4. A warm motherly figure.
  5. A surly brute.
  6. A tyrannical and cruel fellow.
  7. A sultry seductress.
  8. A charming witch.
Food Offerings Inside Brothels: What’ll It Be, Sailor? d12 table · 12 entries
  1. Simple snacks.
  2. Banquets.
  3. Peasant food.
  4. Food hand-fed to you by a harlot.
  5. Exotic delights.
  6. Spicy treats.
  7. Simple food.
  8. Sweets and delicacies.
  9. Grubby, poorly made meals.
  10. All you can eat buffets.
  11. Simple stew and bread.
  12. Nothing; it satisfies other appetites.
Drink Offerings Inside Brothels: What’ll It Be, Sailor? d8 table · 8 entries
  1. Ales.
  2. Cocktails
  3. Grog, and nothing but grog.
  4. Cheap wines.
  5. Mead.
  6. The finest wines and champagnes.
  7. Lagers.
  8. Nothing; inebriation is not tolerated.
Brothel Reputation Inside Brothels: What’ll It Be, Sailor? d10 table · 10 entries
  1. The girls are underpaid and poorly treated.
  2. Nothing really; it’s a neighborhood brothel.
  3. A prominent noble or merchant is a regular.
  4. The goddess of love and fertility blessed this place and all her followers must visit.
  5. The usual stuff; a new girl is making a stir.
  6. Once a month it offers discounted services.
  7. It is secretly the home to a dark cult.
  8. All the inmates there are related.
  9. Nothing much, a popular girl is with child.
  10. You can pay for services with things other than coin See supplementary table: Alternative Payment
Recent Rumors Inside Brothels: What’ll It Be, Sailor? d10 table · 10 entries
  1. A nobleman got one of the girls with child but refuses to acknowledge her or the baby.
  2. Someone slaughtered half of the workers and clients in the night.
  3. A client was stabbed with a letter opener.
  4. A man claiming to be a paragon of the god of law visited the place.
  5. A group of outraged townsfolk has started protesting outside of the brothel, disgusted with what it does.
  6. The oldest patron, who visited the brothel every day for the last fifty years has died. A day of mourning and celebration, along with a lavish funeral is being held for him.
  7. One of the inmates was strangled.
  8. One of the inmates has fallen madly in love with a client, but he or she is married.
  9. A sinkhole has appeared in the basement. No one can see the bottom, and the boss worries it might grow and do more damage.
  10. Several clients have caught a disease.
Room Furnishings Inside Brothels: What’ll It Be, Sailor? d10 table · 10 entries
  1. A four-poster bed with velvet curtains.
  2. A four-poster bed with lacy curtains.
  3. A soft, leather chaise lounge.
  4. A plush, pink chaise lounge.
  5. A large pile of pillows with soft tassels.
  6. A large pile of pillows with frilly edges.
  7. A table with fruit and wine set upon it.
  8. A table with perfumes and oils set upon it.
  9. A large mirror against one wall.
  10. A large mirror on the ceiling over the bed.
Noteworthy Features Inside Brothels: What’ll It Be, Sailor? d20 table · 20 entries
  1. The scent of lavender.
  2. The scent of lilac perfume.
  3. The scent of ginger and cinnamon.
  4. The scent of roses.
  5. Scented candles.
  6. The soft red glow from a shaded lamp.
  7. A lamp burning dimly.
  8. A statue of two figures kissing.
  9. A statue of two figures coupling.
  10. A statue of a nude woman bathing.
  11. A painting of several nudes bathing.
  12. A painting of a pair of lovers.
  13. A curtain of beads.
  14. A silky curtain.
  15. A plush carpet beneath your feet.
  16. A thick fur carpet beneath your feet.
  17. The sound of distant, soft music.
  18. The sound of furniture creaking nearby.
  19. A lengthy, shrill scream.
  20. A long moan.
Harlot Inside Brothels: What’ll It Be, Sailor? Generator · 6 tables
Harlot Background Inside Brothels: What’ll It Be, Sailor? / Harlot d10 table · 10 entries
  1. A veteran who may have been beautiful.
  2. A passionate young woman.
  3. A homely young lady.
  4. A friendly and plump woman.
  5. The bastard daughter of a noble house.
  6. A young foreigner.
  7. The boss’s favorite.
  8. An exotic beauty.
  9. New to the place and always in trouble.
  10. New to the place and eager to please.
Mark of Beauty Inside Brothels: What’ll It Be, Sailor? / Harlot d6 table · 6 entries
  1. A pretty smile.
  2. Beautiful eyes.
  3. Lovely, long eyelashes.
  4. Lush, curly locks.
  5. Short-cropped hair.
  6. A clean satin gown.
Flawed Beauty Inside Brothels: What’ll It Be, Sailor? / Harlot d8 table · 8 entries
  1. A gimpy leg.
  2. Crooked teeth.
  3. A scowl on her face.
  4. An unsightly scar.
  5. An unfortunately shaped nose.
  6. A large mole on her face.
  7. Crossed-eyes.
  8. A mustache.
Flaw Visibility Inside Brothels: What’ll It Be, Sailor? / Harlot d6 table · 6 entries
  1. Barely noticeable.
  2. Barely noticeable.
  3. Well-concealed by make-up or practice.
  4. Well-concealed by make-up or practice.
  5. Something you can look past.
  6. Intimidating.
Harlot Talent Inside Brothels: What’ll It Be, Sailor? / Harlot d6 table · 6 entries
  1. Listening and offering emotional support.
  2. Bringing a smile to her clients’ faces without even touching them.
  3. Bringing a smile to her clients’ faces as soon as she touches them.
  4. Embroidery and sewing.
  5. Cooking and cleaning.
  6. Drinking and swearing.
Harlot Goal Inside Brothels: What’ll It Be, Sailor? / Harlot d6 table · 6 entries
  1. Earn enough coin to get out of this place.
  2. Earn enough coin to get out of this place.
  3. Bring to light a scandal involving a rival.
  4. Secure a marriage to get out of this place.
  5. Secure a marriage to get out of this place.
  6. Hear word of a child given away.
Supplementary Tables · 1 table
Alternative Payment d6 supplementary table · 6 entries
  1. Contract work
  2. Criminal favors
  3. Goods
  4. Religious services
  5. Secrets
  6. Stock