Merchant loudly celebrating a trade route no one else cares about.
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Gruff dwarf nursing an old war wound and a stronger ale.
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Elven bard strumming a lute, eyes scanning the room.
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Shifty halfling with too many pockets and not enough reasons.
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Gloomy cleric drinking alone, symbol of a forgotten god on their neck.
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One-eyed mercenary counting gold with stained fingers.
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Red-faced noble slumming it, clearly uncomfortable.
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Goblin chef boasting about the “meat” in the stew.
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Silent ranger with a wolf curled at her feet.
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Stooped old man sketching maps from memory.
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Orc in priest robes, sipping tea politely.
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Pale warlock staring into a mug like it's a portal.
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Drunken gnome loudly retelling a story no one asked for.
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Hooded stranger offering to read your palm—for a price.
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Tiefling with tattoos that shift in the candlelight.
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Knight out of armor, keeping one hand on their sword.
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Druid complaining about the furniture being made of trees.
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Blind seer muttering omens between drinks.
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Sailor covered in barnacles, smelling of the sea.
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Wizard and their sentient book arguing over ale.
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Minotaur bartender tossing out a troublemaker with one hand.
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Hunter covered in furs and blood, looking for work.
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Woman with one boot off, fixing her prosthetic foot.
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Bard with more instruments than songs.
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Paladin too upright to enjoy the atmosphere.
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Merchant loudly celebrating a trade route no one else cares about.
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Skeleton in a cloak, accepted by regulars but never orders.
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Pair of twins pretending to be one person to win bar bets.
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Jester without a troupe, face too painted, smile too wide.
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Squire lamenting their master's recent dragon-related death.
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Retired assassin starting a wine business.
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Halfling thief trying to sell “magic” beans.
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Ghost who orders the same drink every night.
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Noblewoman incognito, guarded by a disguised knight.
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Dwarf in academic robes sketching everyone at the bar.
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Werebear in human form nervously watching the full moon rise.
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Young wizard testing a charm to warm his ale.
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Half-elf war veteran spinning tales for coin.
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Mute tiefling who writes insults on napkins.
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Tired midwife trying to drink in peace.
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Ex-pirate whistling a cursed tune.
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Fortune hunter with a cursed crown in their bag.
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Farmer's kid hoping to recruit adventurers to kill rats.
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Blacksmith with burns, swearing vengeance on a fire elemental.
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Dancer resting sore feet, glitter still clinging to their skin.
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Scholar with a talking parrot that spills secrets.
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Dark-robed cultist trying too hard to act casual.
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Retired adventurer writing a terrible memoir.
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Elf fascinated by darts, clearly not understanding the rules.
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Tired innkeeper pretending to be a customer for one drink.
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Drunk guard too loose-lipped about town secrets.
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Exiled prince slumming it until “the time is right.”
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Barmaid who might be a retired adventurer in disguise.
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Halfling gambler with loaded dice and a loaded crossbow.
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Enchanter bottling tavern laughter for reasons unknown.
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Tavern regular who speaks only in riddles.
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Sorcerer performing tiny tricks for coin and ego.
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Alchemist trying to get someone to taste their brew.
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Dragonborn bard humming fire-themed tunes.
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Nervous courier waiting for someone who's late.
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Monk practicing breathing exercises over a bowl of stew.
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Half-orc child tagging along behind their adventuring parent.
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Cartographer drawing the tavern from memory.
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Vampire pretending to sip wine.
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Gladiator with bruises and fans.
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Sailor claiming to have seen the edge of the world.
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Nervous priest shadowing a clearly possessed villager.
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Elf sketching customers, pages full of warnings.
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Pickpocket blending in with travelers.
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Giant in disguise, hunched over an undersized stool.
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Illusionist changing appearance every time you blink.
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Old knight polishing armor no longer worn.
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Foreign diplomat waiting for a secret meeting.
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Harried courier mixing up letters.
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Grave robber drinking away guilt—or glee.
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Smuggler with a bag that hisses occasionally.
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Apprentice mage setting things on fire by accident.
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Troll wearing glasses and reading poetry.
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Guild recruiter watching from the shadows.
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Ghost hunter carrying vials that glow when they talk.
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Drunk cleric confessing sins to a barstool.
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Kobold disguised as a child, eyeing everyone's gear.
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Inventor trying to make a self-refilling mug.
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Retired thief constantly watching the exits.
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Sorceress idly levitating olives into her drink.
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Man claiming he once was a god.
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Fey noble curious about “mortal entertainment.”
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Warforged struggling to understand the concept of alcohol.
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Cult leader charming new followers between rounds.
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Local drunk who always almost starts a bar fight.
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Druid arguing with a potted plant on their table.
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Necromancer asking how fresh the meat is.
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Wizard's apprentice late for their master's errand.
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Fortune-teller with a cracked crystal ball.
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Mysterious stranger who's always in the corner.
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Chef trying to convince the tavern to carry giant spider meat.
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Drunk adventurers reenacting their “glory days.”
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Waitress who knows too much about everyone.
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Orc poet muttering rhymes under his breath.
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Goblin merchant offering fake “anti-curse” trinkets.
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Mute child drawing horrifying monsters with shocking accuracy.
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