Take cooking lessons from a sentient ooze
Entries
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Brew your own ale
2:
Carve wooden animal figures
3:
Write memoirs of your last dungeon
4:
Train a stray animal
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Practice throwing knives at fruit
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Research a rival adventuring party
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Gamble at the local tavern
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Build a better trap detection tool
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Learn a new language
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Invent a fake noble title
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Write a dramatic death scene for yourself
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Host a feast in your honor
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Commission a bard to sing your tales
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Paint a heroic self-portrait
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Map your journeys with exaggerated flair
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Attempt stand-up comedy at the tavern
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Enter an arm-wrestling competition
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Take up pottery or sculpting
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Start a gossip newsletter
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Learn a local dance
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Meditate under a waterfall
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Collect odd rocks and name them
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Practice disguise and mimicry
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Train with a retired soldier
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Start a rumor about a fake monster
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Create a coded journal
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Tend to a rooftop herb garden
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Try on ridiculous outfits
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Take painting lessons from a goblin
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Join a book club (you're the only member)
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Teach a village kid how to swordfight
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Investigate a possibly haunted inn
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Hunt mushrooms in the woods
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Learn basic blacksmithing
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Build a kite and fly it from a watchtower
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Play chess against yourself
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Enter a local cooking contest
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Design a personal crest or sigil
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Compete in a pie-eating challenge
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Practice storytelling with increasingly absurd lies
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Rehearse dramatic one-liners for battle
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Get a tattoo to commemorate a monster kill
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Organize your loot and catalog it
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Start a minor religion about yourself
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Teach others basic combat drills
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Bet on sewer rat races
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Take candle-making classes
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Try meditation with a monk (fail repeatedly)
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Set up a fake dungeon as a prank
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Forge a royal decree (for fun)
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Learn a musical instrument
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Train your familiar to do tricks
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Host a mock duel
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Tail a suspicious noble for fun
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Write fake prophecies and leave them in temples
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Create a perfume from monster glands
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Commission armor with unnecessary flair
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Pose dramatically around town
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Adopt an unusual fashion trend
60:
Stage a one-person play
61:
Take cooking lessons from a sentient ooze
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Try to invent a new spell (with weird results)
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Go fishing with no bait—just vibes
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Attempt to tame a wild animal (fail gloriously)
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Learn to juggle daggers
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Write angry letters to dungeon designers
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Prank a rival adventuring party
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Dig a random hole looking for “treasure”
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Attempt to build a flying contraption
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Translate ancient runes incorrectly on purpose
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Open a one-day “museum of oddities”
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Spy on your party members for fun
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Build a scarecrow that looks like your nemesis
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Try every dish in the tavern menu
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Perform magic tricks for children
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Hunt down rare tea ingredients
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Attend a noble's party undercover
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Help a farmer (accidentally destroy crops)
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Sit in absolute silence for a day
80:
Learn calligraphy for fancy spell scrolls
81:
Paint faces on your rations
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Throw a retirement party for your sword
83:
Practice giving epic speeches
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Stare at clouds until inspired
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Write fanfiction about famous heroes
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Collect rumors from shady inns
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Open a pop-up adventuring advice booth
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Build your own “training dungeon”
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Hold auditions for a squire
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Memorize obscure laws to annoy guards
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Compose a theme song for your party
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Train birds to deliver messages
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Try to brew the strongest coffee ever
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Sneak around town for no reason
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Practice elaborate fake deaths
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Write a cookbook of dungeon meals
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Trade riddles with a local wizard
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Mediate a dispute between two squirrels
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Learn sleight of hand (badly)
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Do absolutely nothing, and love it
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