d20 NPC Quirks and Habits (Copy)

Constantly jingles coins in their pocket when nervous.

Refers to themselves in the third person.

Writes everything down, even casual conversations.

Eats only cold food and claims hot meals are suspicious.

Interrupts with random trivia no matter the topic.

Always smells faintly of lavender and burnt hair.

Won't speak unless standing on higher ground.

Polishes their weapon compulsively when idle.

Sneezes every time someone lies nearby.

Ends sentences with a rhyme without realizing it.

Keeps a pet rock and talks to it like it's alive.

Insists every day is their birthday.

Can't make eye contact but stares at people's shoes.

Mistrusts doors and insists on entering through windows.

Carries a spoon everywhere and treats it like a weapon.

Only responds to questions after a dramatic pause.

Whispers everything, even in noisy places.

Laughs at inappropriate moments, then denies it.

Obsessed with counting things — stairs, drinks, coins, people.

Touches wood three times after saying anything negative.