Search Tables Activities & Events
0
1.35k

D100 Fun Things NPCs Might Be Doing

re-roll arrow re-roll arrow
d20 re-roll icon

More Tables By

profile image

Baer Bradford

Cyberpunk NPC
3
Fruit Salad
1
Quest
4
Quick NPC Generator
3
Tavern Generator
6

Featured Generators

Included Tables & Entries

D100 Fun Things NPCs Might Be Doing d100 table · 100 entries
  1. Arguing with a chicken
  2. Painting a portrait of their pet
  3. Trying to catch a runaway pig
  4. Singing in a language no one understands
  5. Pretending to be a statue
  6. Dancing with no music
  7. Bargaining with a merchant over something absurd
  8. Trying to teach a cat to fetch
  9. Practicing an elaborate sword dance
  10. Running an impromptu puppet show for children
  11. Collecting mushrooms for a “secret recipe”
  12. Drawing on the ground with chalk, creating maps of imaginary places
  13. Staring into the distance and contemplating life
  14. Selling “lucky” rocks to passersby
  15. Watching the clouds and assigning them personalities
  16. Arguing with a reflection in the water
  17. Telling exaggerated stories to anyone who'll listen
  18. Trying to train a goat to follow commands
  19. Teaching a dog to read
  20. Taking notes on people's footsteps in the mud
  21. Juggling fruit while on a ladder
  22. Collecting discarded arrows and turning them into art
  23. Running a “free hugs” booth
  24. Reading the same book over and over without making progress
  25. Eating a sandwich while riding a broomstick
  26. Whispering to plants and convincing them to grow
  27. Writing a letter to someone who never replies
  28. Playing dice with a child for nothing more than fun
  29. Spending hours organizing a deck of cards by color
  30. Polishing a sword while watching a sunset
  31. Debating whether or not their reflection is actually them
  32. Attempting to juggle with no skill at all
  33. Rehearsing a speech for an event that will never happen
  34. Talking to a pigeon as if it's an old friend
  35. Shuffling a deck of cards and pretending to perform magic
  36. Making friends with a stray cat
  37. Trying to convince a frog to join a talent show
  38. Drinking tea with a ghost (that no one else can see)
  39. Cleaning and polishing a set of armor they've never worn
  40. Writing an absurd novel that no one would ever read
  41. Sketching portraits of random people in the crowd
  42. Holding a “one-person parade”
  43. Complaining about a broken broomstick while still flying it
  44. Pretending to be a famous adventurer
  45. Asking strangers for directions to places they've already been
  46. Starting an impromptu dance party in the middle of the street
  47. Tracing patterns in the dirt with a stick
  48. Talking to the moon like it's an old acquaintance
  49. Planning their escape from a situation that doesn't exist
  50. Selling “cursed” objects they swear are harmless
  51. Crafting tiny furniture for imaginary friends
  52. Trying to teach a fish to play fetch
  53. Teaching a squirrel how to juggle
  54. Practicing their best battle roar in front of a mirror
  55. Giving unsolicited advice to passersby
  56. Eating an entire cake without sharing
  57. Practicing an accent for a role they'll never play
  58. Attempting to learn magic from a book that's upside down
  59. Trying to figure out how to ride a chicken
  60. Making paper airplanes and launching them into the wind
  61. Watching the river flow and thinking deeply about it
  62. Searching for their lost hat (that's already on their head)
  63. Trying to balance a spoon on their nose for no reason
  64. Discussing the merits of various types of cheese with no one in particular
  65. Holding an auction for random items they found in their pockets
  66. Giving an impromptu lecture on the history of brooms
  67. Offering free advice on how to avoid awkward situations
  68. Reciting poetry to an indifferent dog
  69. Drawing chalk outlines of imaginary friends on the ground
  70. Preparing an elaborate lunch that they'll never actually eat
  71. Drawing mustaches on statues with chalk
  72. Building a small fort out of crates and pretending to be royalty
  73. Trying to teach their pet rabbit how to sit
  74. Throwing pebbles into the air and trying to catch them with their mouth
  75. Writing an epic letter that will never be sent
  76. Picking flowers to create a “mystical” bouquet for someone
  77. Going on a “secret” mission that involves absolutely nothing
  78. Sitting on a bench and playing “I spy” with themselves
  79. Walking around town talking to themselves like they're in a play
  80. Polishing a dagger for an event that doesn't require it
  81. Asking for a job they don't actually want
  82. Trying to organize their pocket watch by color
  83. Picking up random items off the ground and making a “collection”
  84. Engaging in a one-sided conversation with a tree
  85. Pretending to be a famous bard with an invisible audience
  86. Sitting in the same spot for hours, observing everything without speaking
  87. Placing tiny notes in random places with silly, inspirational messages
  88. Pretending they're invisible and talking to themselves quietly
  89. Making elaborate plans for a treasure hunt that's already been completed
  90. Building a sandcastle (despite the lack of sand)
  91. Practicing their best “battle cry” in the middle of the street
  92. Sighing dramatically over a cup of tea that's already cold
  93. Staring at a clock and counting how many ticks it makes
  94. Tracing shapes in the air with their fingers
  95. Giving a speech to no one in particular about the greatness of cheese
  96. Organizing their thoughts by color-coding them
  97. Going on a walk while blindfolded (for “better perception”)
  98. Taking a nap in the middle of a festival
  99. Whispering to animals as if they understand
  100. Practicing their “evil laugh” in front of a mirror