Shuffling a deck of cards and pretending to perform magic
Entries
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Arguing with a chicken
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Painting a portrait of their pet
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Trying to catch a runaway pig
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Singing in a language no one understands
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Pretending to be a statue
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Dancing with no music
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Bargaining with a merchant over something absurd
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Trying to teach a cat to fetch
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Practicing an elaborate sword dance
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Running an impromptu puppet show for children
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Collecting mushrooms for a “secret recipe”
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Drawing on the ground with chalk, creating maps of imaginary places
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Staring into the distance and contemplating life
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Selling “lucky” rocks to passersby
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Watching the clouds and assigning them personalities
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Arguing with a reflection in the water
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Telling exaggerated stories to anyone who'll listen
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Trying to train a goat to follow commands
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Teaching a dog to read
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Taking notes on people's footsteps in the mud
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Juggling fruit while on a ladder
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Collecting discarded arrows and turning them into art
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Running a “free hugs” booth
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Reading the same book over and over without making progress
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Eating a sandwich while riding a broomstick
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Whispering to plants and convincing them to grow
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Writing a letter to someone who never replies
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Playing dice with a child for nothing more than fun
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Spending hours organizing a deck of cards by color
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Polishing a sword while watching a sunset
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Debating whether or not their reflection is actually them
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Attempting to juggle with no skill at all
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Rehearsing a speech for an event that will never happen
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Talking to a pigeon as if it's an old friend
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Shuffling a deck of cards and pretending to perform magic
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Making friends with a stray cat
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Trying to convince a frog to join a talent show
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Drinking tea with a ghost (that no one else can see)
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Cleaning and polishing a set of armor they've never worn
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Writing an absurd novel that no one would ever read
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Sketching portraits of random people in the crowd
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Holding a “one-person parade”
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Complaining about a broken broomstick while still flying it
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Pretending to be a famous adventurer
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Asking strangers for directions to places they've already been
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Starting an impromptu dance party in the middle of the street
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Tracing patterns in the dirt with a stick
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Talking to the moon like it's an old acquaintance
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Planning their escape from a situation that doesn't exist
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Selling “cursed” objects they swear are harmless
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Crafting tiny furniture for imaginary friends
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Trying to teach a fish to play fetch
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Teaching a squirrel how to juggle
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Practicing their best battle roar in front of a mirror
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Giving unsolicited advice to passersby
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Eating an entire cake without sharing
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Practicing an accent for a role they'll never play
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Attempting to learn magic from a book that's upside down
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Trying to figure out how to ride a chicken
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Making paper airplanes and launching them into the wind
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Watching the river flow and thinking deeply about it
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Searching for their lost hat (that's already on their head)
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Trying to balance a spoon on their nose for no reason
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Discussing the merits of various types of cheese with no one in particular
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Holding an auction for random items they found in their pockets
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Giving an impromptu lecture on the history of brooms
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Offering free advice on how to avoid awkward situations
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Reciting poetry to an indifferent dog
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Drawing chalk outlines of imaginary friends on the ground
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Preparing an elaborate lunch that they'll never actually eat
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Drawing mustaches on statues with chalk
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Building a small fort out of crates and pretending to be royalty
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Trying to teach their pet rabbit how to sit
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Throwing pebbles into the air and trying to catch them with their mouth
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Writing an epic letter that will never be sent
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Picking flowers to create a “mystical” bouquet for someone
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Going on a “secret” mission that involves absolutely nothing
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Sitting on a bench and playing “I spy” with themselves
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Walking around town talking to themselves like they're in a play
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Polishing a dagger for an event that doesn't require it
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Asking for a job they don't actually want
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Trying to organize their pocket watch by color
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Picking up random items off the ground and making a “collection”
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Engaging in a one-sided conversation with a tree
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Pretending to be a famous bard with an invisible audience
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Sitting in the same spot for hours, observing everything without speaking
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Placing tiny notes in random places with silly, inspirational messages
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Pretending they're invisible and talking to themselves quietly
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Making elaborate plans for a treasure hunt that's already been completed
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Building a sandcastle (despite the lack of sand)
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Practicing their best “battle cry” in the middle of the street
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Sighing dramatically over a cup of tea that's already cold
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Staring at a clock and counting how many ticks it makes
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Tracing shapes in the air with their fingers
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Giving a speech to no one in particular about the greatness of cheese
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Organizing their thoughts by color-coding them
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Going on a walk while blindfolded (for “better perception”)
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Taking a nap in the middle of a festival
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Whispering to animals as if they understand
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Practicing their “evil laugh” in front of a mirror
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