“You sure you’re a paladin? Thought you were the mascot.”
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1:
“Careful, I almost mistook you for a child in armor!”
2:
“Did your holy symbol come from a dollhouse set?”
3:
“Big faith for someone who can’t reach the top shelf.”
4:
“I’ve seen taller stacks of pancakes preach better sermons.”
5:
“When you charge into battle, do enemies trip over you or die laughing?”
6:
“You sure you’re a paladin? Thought you were the mascot.”
7:
“That sword’s bigger than you are. Compensating much?”
8:
“Let me guess—your steed is a particularly brave corgi?”
9:
“I’d take you seriously, but I don’t want to get smited by a garden gnome.”
10:
“You’ve got the heart of a lion… in the body of a footstool.”
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