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Halfling Paladin Insults

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“You’ve got the heart of a lion… in the body of a footstool.”

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“Careful, I almost mistook you for a child in armor!”

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“Did your holy symbol come from a dollhouse set?”

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“Big faith for someone who can’t reach the top shelf.”

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“I’ve seen taller stacks of pancakes preach better sermons.”

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“When you charge into battle, do enemies trip over you or die laughing?”

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“You sure you’re a paladin? Thought you were the mascot.”

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“That sword’s bigger than you are. Compensating much?”

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“Let me guess—your steed is a particularly brave corgi?”

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“I’d take you seriously, but I don’t want to get smited by a garden gnome.”

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“You’ve got the heart of a lion… in the body of a footstool.”