Halfling Paladin Insults

“Careful, I almost mistook you for a child in armor!”

“Did your holy symbol come from a dollhouse set?”

“Big faith for someone who can’t reach the top shelf.”

“I’ve seen taller stacks of pancakes preach better sermons.”

“When you charge into battle, do enemies trip over you or die laughing?”

“You sure you’re a paladin? Thought you were the mascot.”

“That sword’s bigger than you are. Compensating much?”

“Let me guess—your steed is a particularly brave corgi?”

“I’d take you seriously, but I don’t want to get smited by a garden gnome.”

“You’ve got the heart of a lion… in the body of a footstool.”