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D100 Silly or Whimsical In-Game Events

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The mayor loses their voice—town elects a duck

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1:
A goose steals someone's hat and demands tribute
2:
A bard challenges random people to rap battles
3:
A chicken lays a golden egg and runs away
4:
A wizard turns invisible and forgets how to reverse it
5:
A squirrel becomes mayor for the day
6:
Rain falls upward for one hour
7:
A mime gets stuck in an actual invisible box
8:
A snail race causes a town-wide traffic jam
9:
A pie cart explodes, covering the square in filling
10:
A cursed lute won't stop playing upbeat tunes
11:
A fish in the well speaks only in riddles
12:
A child trades rocks claiming they are “dragon teeth”
13:
A goblin opens a “hug booth” and gets rich
14:
A cat starts giving accurate weather forecasts
15:
A magical hat switches owners' voices
16:
A statue winks at anyone who walks by
17:
A group of ducks forms a conga line
18:
Bread spontaneously toasts itself in town
19:
A kobold insists it's a famous actor
20:
A gnome holds a dance-off for no reason
21:
A cloud floats just above head height all day
22:
Chickens begin clucking in perfect harmony
23:
A goat eats a magic scroll and gains speech
24:
Random objects are briefly turned into cheese
25:
A merchant sells potions of “mild confusion”
26:
A garden grows candy instead of vegetables
27:
A parrot starts reciting NPCs' secrets
28:
Two frogs duel with twigs
29:
A tree whispers compliments to passersby
30:
A bell rings every time someone lies
31:
A magical broom starts sweeping up people's messes
32:
The moon grins for a night
33:
A tavern's mugs all tell bad jokes
34:
All music becomes polka for a day
35:
A child's drawing comes to life (briefly)
36:
A duck lays an egg with a treasure map
37:
Shadows dance independently at sunset
38:
A noble insists they were cursed to be handsome
39:
Food randomly changes flavor mid-bite
40:
A floating fish follows the party all day
41:
A town crier delivers only knock-knock jokes
42:
Someone sneezes fireworks
43:
All local cows walk backward for a day
44:
A loaf of bread gains sentience and anxiety
45:
A goblin insists on being knighted
46:
The well sings sea shanties
47:
A squirrel reenacts famous battles with acorns
48:
A tavern is haunted by a friendly ghost chef
49:
Pigeons steal shiny things and build shrines
50:
A haunted doll becomes a beloved town mascot
51:
A pumpkin festival ends in an accidental summoning
52:
Magic socks teleport to odd places
53:
A door refuses to open unless complimented
54:
A goblin declares it's inventing stairs
55:
All signage changes to rhyme
56:
A frog insists it's a cursed prince (and isn't)
57:
Rain turns into soda for 10 minutes
58:
A bard's lute sings backup vocals
59:
A cat hosts a fashion show
60:
The wind speaks in limericks
61:
A squirrel steals and wears a crown
62:
Dancing mushrooms appear in the forest
63:
Villagers organize a spontaneous parade
64:
Everyone dreams of the same giant chicken
65:
A sheep gives life advice
66:
A tree gets angry if hugged incorrectly
67:
A goose learns to juggle
68:
A shop sells only invisible wares
69:
A moonbeam gives mustaches to all in it
70:
A magical pancake flips itself every hour
71:
A frog refuses to stop following a player
72:
A mirror shows people as animals
73:
An illusion of a dragon makes dad jokes
74:
A swarm of butterflies acts like a tour guide
75:
A magic hat keeps teleporting to people's heads
76:
A kobold starts a “very serious” detective agency
77:
Paintings gossip when no one's looking
78:
A rogue pickle rolls through town and can't be stopped
79:
People's voices echo with opera for a day
80:
A bard forgets every song but “Baby Shark”
81:
A chair becomes extremely clingy
82:
A lantern glows brighter when people lie
83:
Villagers pretend it's someone's birthday (it's not)
84:
A scarecrow becomes sentient and wants to act
85:
A cart turns into a chicken every morning
86:
A spell goes wrong and everyone swaps shoes
87:
A fountain grants hair color changes
88:
Paper folds itself into origami animals
89:
A pigeon becomes obsessed with a player
90:
A “ghost” turns out to be a bored illusionist
91:
A rock writes poetry when no one watches
92:
A cloak keeps changing colors randomly
93:
A local wizard opens a "potion café"
94:
A bakery's pastries sing lullabies
95:
The mayor loses their voice—town elects a duck
96:
A cursed spoon moves only when not looking
97:
Bubbles float from the ground all day
98:
Villagers declare a “backward day”
99:
A tree thinks it's a dog
100:
A goblin king throws a tea party in the street